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The twins were an abomination to anything that has been shown to humans ever. They had ZERO redeeming qualities. Bay says "The Kids are going to love them." And this is what a lot of the movie feels like, playing to the 10 year olds, and then a bit for the dads having Meghan Fox running around in a magic strapy top that kept her dirty pillows securely in place. Though when I look back on the Dinobots from Gen 1, at least the twins spoke with fairly better sentence structure.
I will say the cinematography was exponentially better. The robot fight scenes were framed a lot better to actually show off the robots as they twisted and turned, and punched the crap out of each other. I'm one of the few folks that really digs on the new Transformer designs. I have the Gen 1 season 1 DVD set, and the magic shape changing is pretty ridiculous. Megatron shrinking down to the size of a handgun never made any sense to me.
This is the Bad Boys 2 of Transformers. It is louder, more stuff explodes, it is flashier, and there is even a poster of BB2 on Shia La Boufe's dorm room wall.
A couple points that really irked me, besides Jon Turturro's ass in a thong....Devastator's Balls, so he used construction vehicles in his make up, and he used 2 wrecking ball cranes, where else is he going to utilize the wrecking balls. Why in a pointless comedic scene with Turturro in the midst of a climactic battle. Bumble Bee not talking. Didn't he have his voice module fixed at the end of the first flick? Or is this just a way for the studio to backhandedly promote it's other properties in quick soundbites...LeBoufe yelling Bumble Bee, B, and Optimus unintelligibly every time he see's a Decepticon.
Besides the HUGE plothole of using the allspark shard to resurrect Jetfire instead of Optimus, I enjoyed the two and a half hour long flick, and it was a long 2.5 hours. Seeing and hearing Soundwave was utter fanboy joy. Then seeing his different minions go down to Earth was more joy. I still prefer the first flick though, but do plan on owning this one on BluRay.
(06-30-2009 12:05 PM)Shannafey Wrote: Man!! Why all the hate for the Transformers movies?? They are just fun films to watch!! Brainless popcorn films!
I don't mind popcorn films. But I also like to keep my brain on. It is really hard to reboot, I'm still running 3.1